Thursday, June 17, 2010

Roadology (a/k/a "Survey Says...")

This survey has been going around so I thought I'd give it a shot. If you are so inclined, copy it and provide your own answers. Name the post "something"ology. Easy Peasy.

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Caesar

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Z Pizza

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. OXO Tower, London. It looks like ownership has changed since I was last there so I don't know what's up, but the views of the Thames and central London are stunning.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Ice Cream

Q. What marathon would you run if you could run ANY one you wanted?
A. Can I change this to Triathlon? Probably the Full Vineman in NoCal.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Chicken, extra cheese, red pepper

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Nutella

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Juicy Fruit

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A: A lot

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Same as above

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. The Macintosh standard one...

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Calves

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Wisdom teeth

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Interesting question. I don't miss seeing much, yet I have to wear glasses. It's sort of a catch-22.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. 2007. I just looked it up.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. A suitcase

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. I don't think so. We used to do that hyperventilating thing in 4th grade, does that count? That's more of a "pass-out" I suppose.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No

Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Thorr. Please note I spell that with two "r"s. I want to be very specific about that.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Navy blue

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. From certain death? No.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Again, not from certain death, but there are some who have helped me get my life back. I owe you dudes.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. I've already done it for less (i.e. free).

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. No

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Doubtful

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I guess

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Define "television". Like dumb TV shows or any visual media shown on a screen? If the former, yes. If the latter, no.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket
A. It is empty (which is a little surprising)

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: "Good" is a relative term. Are they going to debate the final scene in film school like they do with Francois Truffaut's "The 400 Blows" for the next 50 years? No. Did it make me laugh? Yes.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Concrete or tile, throw rugs.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Outside of my family, I'm not sure anymore. Doubt it.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 2

Q: Where were you born?
A: Selma, Alabama

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Tall

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: I think this is a Myspace thing. So 2 years ago.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: A guy I know named Ian.

Q: Last person you called?
A: Wife Mary

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Wife

Q: Person you kissed?
A: Son Ian

Q: Number?
A: 7

Q: Color?
A: Blue

Q: Season?
A: I like California winters...

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Nope.

Q: Mood?
A: 93% content with an underlying 7% pensiveness.

Q: Listening to?
A: My neighbors go all crazy 'cause the Lakers just won.

Q: Watching?
A. Just started today's coverage of the Tour de Suisse.

Q: Worrying about?
A: The things that make up my 7% pensiveness.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To my desk, I had to approve some artwork sent over form the UK at like 5 AM. Then I went back to bed.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Ride & run tomorrow.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Forget the name...on the plane last night. Mel Gibson is a Boston Cop investigating the murder of his activist daughter.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: More on the inside. I have a poker face.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yeah, but it takes a minute. But then you'll be stoked (I hope)

Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Hit "publish"

3 comments:

Kovas Palubinskas said...

Ian Mackaye?

The pensiveness I can see from all the self-portraits, kind of suprised we didn't see one today. :)

I'd love to do Vineman as well.

misszippy said...

Thorr it is! Those were fun...thanks for sharing.

Emz said...

Ahhhh Mr. Poker face ThoRR.

Loved this.

How's that tall thing workin' out fer ya?! ;)

Happy Friday!

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