Thursday, August 5, 2010

The party that almost was


This morning when I checked my blog I saw that I had reached the 100 follower mark.  This made me really happy - my little community had grown to a three digit population!

I immediately set about making plans for a party.  At this party there would be pony and hot air balloon rides.  There would be a three ring circus, go-carts, and paintball.  There would be dancing polar bears.  I would get Led Zeppelin back together to perform.  And the food would be incredible - anything anyone wanted would be available plus there would be an endless supply of no calorie hot fudge sundaes.  Given the fact that you all are spread out across the country (and in some cases across the globe), there would be door-to-door chartered jet service for everyone.

But when I sat down just now to write a post to announce the party, I was horrified to see that I was back down to 99 followers.  Someone quit on me.   This made me really sad - my little community had shrunk to a two digit population!

So dear whoever moved away, I'm sorry for what I did or said (whatever it was).  Please come home, I miss you!  And when you come home, we will have the party.

20 comments:

Leah B. said...

This is sooo sad! I actually noticed that I was your 100th and that made me happy! Oh well, I'm sure you'll find someone else :)
I only have 29 if that makes you feel better...

Big Clyde said...

Dude, if only there were two of me...

Now, the game is on! How soon before you hit 100? I give it less than 24 hours.

Kathleen said...

So sorry for your loss :)
I am sure someone will fill the void very soon.

Barbie said...

I am so sad for you too. I'm with CLyde, I give you less than 24hours and you will be back to 100 and then we can all party. Yes I expect a jet with a nice glass of champagne upon arrival :)

FLATOUT JIM said...

Don't fret little guy, You could always join your own blog, and make it an even century.

OR you could have a party anyway, and make it in honour of a very famous canadian hockey player who wore number 99.

Any excuse for a party!

Johann said...

Oh no, maybe we must have the party to cheer you up and then have another when you get to 100. I’m waiting for the jet.

Kovas Palubinskas said...

Give something cool to the 100th. If it's decent I'll make up an account.

Karen said...

Oh no! Someone got out of the holding pen! I guess we'll have to have the party when you get back up to 100. How about tomorrow? :)

ajh said...

It looks like you're back up to 100 now.

Jon said...

You are back up to 100 now! Congrats! Can I request a chocolate Gu frosted cake? Then everyone has to go run a 5K afterwards.

Diana Tries-A-Tri! said...

Now that you're back up to 100, can we also have monkeys riding border collies!? I'd really enjoy that. Oh and is there a mini bar on the private jet? ... Congrats!

J. L. said...

I'm sure it was just someone who felt far too inadequate on a daily basis reading your entries.

Allie said...

You're at 101 now, so when's the party? :)

Jill said...

You're at 102 now, let the party begin! I'm so looking forward to a jet across the country ride!

lindsay said...

party time! i was going to be sad, but i see you re-crested 100. bring on the gifts!! :)

Jeff - DangleTheCarrot said...

Dude that's the best cell phone pic of you yet! That is dedication dressing up like a clown!

Rad Runner said...

PFFF- whatevs, I say they are not allowed re-entry.. Maybe they lost their mind momentarly?I see 102 woohoo!!! congrats!

P.S. Any gingery chews in the mail today?

Have a really awesome weekend!

P.P.S:If you want, you can celebrate your blog success at the art show, I will give you high fives free drinks and really cool art and comedy.. I dont have ponies though.. Health code :(

Chris K said...
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Chris K said...

Wow, that was an emotional roller coaster, 100, then 99, now 102! Your blog rocks, you should have, like, 1,000 Followers.

Glenn Jones said...

It was the zero calorie hot fudge sundaes. What kind of a slave driver are you?

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