Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Hot & Hunky Endurance Athlete Calander

Chris K wasn't kidding in his post a few days ago.....

Ladies - today 13 is your lucky number.  Because we've lined up 13 of the finest, sweetest and sexiest male endurance athletes on Earth for the 2012 Hot & Hunky Endurance Athlete Calendar.  "But there's only twelve months!!" you are no doubt saying to yourself.  This is true.  Although we are men, we are not THAT stupid.

Instead, we are giving you the chance to choose your favorite hot and hunky endurance athlete.  That's right!!  Based on your votes, one of these sexy sportsmen will be upgraded to appear on the bonus poster pull-out that will come absolutely free with each and every calendar.  Not only will you get a man a month, you'll also get your favorite athlete in 24 by 36 inch full color glossy glory!!! 

Though choosing will be hard, voting will be easy.  Simply tweet me in the next 24 hours at @17281posse or leave a comment on the blog with your choice.  Results will be announced on Friday, January 27th.  Before you know it, the 2012 calendar will be ready to ship.

And so without further ado, the athletes are:

Chris McCormack | Triathlete

This Aussie bad boy will be going for his 3rd Ironman World Championship in 2011...





Chris Lieto | Triathlete

Cute as a button and ready-made to be brought home to Mom & Dad...
Lance Armstrong | Cyclist

Nothing says "influence with a nice butt" better than Lance...
Bobby Flay | Runner

The perfect Saturday - a long run in the morning followed by a 7 course picnic lunch...
Michael Phelps | Swimmer

This American son can both swim & party...
Fabian Cancellara | Cyclist

A true gentleman - refined and stylishly European...



Andy Potts | Triathlete.

No one makes a TYR wetsuit look better than Armani Couture than this super cute hunk...
Dean Karnazes | Ultra-Runner

It's been said that Dean is the Fabio of ultra-running...








 
Mark Foster | Swimmer

This chiseled Brit is no stranger to going shirtless...








Craig Alexander | Triathlete

Fast and furious from the land down under...










Scott Jurek | Ultra-Runner

Fierce and shy, all rolled into one...










Andy Schleck | Cyclist

A romantic trip to Paris with Andy may just include a Tour de France win...










Kovas Palubinskas | Superstar

What hasn't already been said about Kovas?  Nothing.  And everything...



37 comments:

Chris K said...

I want 12 months of Kovas and the bonus poster pull-out.

Barbie said...

Andreas Raelert please :)

JenniferLeah said...

get rid of Bobby Flay and give me 2 months of Kovas please!!

Jason said...

I was wondering where this was going. Hilarious.

Mayve on Friday we will know who if the feature on the calendar but also how much money Kovas has raised for Beth's Alter-G machine.

Since Kovas is also a philanthropist I vote for him.

Kate said...

I think I'd drool more as much over their sports gear (was going to say "equipment", but that sounded like I was talking about something very different) as their bodies.

BabyWeightMyFatAss said...

ha ha i knew there would be a bit about Kovas in there. funny!

Caratunk Girl said...

LOL - I think we could do 12 mos of Kovas. That would rock. The man is a superstar!! :)

But really, if Andy Potts needs someone to help him out of..ha I mean into his wetsuit, give me a call.

Christi said...

Kovas!

Jeff - DangleTheCarrot said...

speechless ...

/no homo

misszippy said...

All Kovas, all the time!

The Green Girl said...

What month is Kovas? The most highly coveted, I'm sure?

Kovas said...

I'm with Stupid, I mean Kovas.

M said...

Dean Karnazes, remove flay, Kovas!

Jennifer said...

I want Kovas and if Chris K. is not the same page, I will be very sad.

Adrienne said...

I'll take 2 of Scott Jurek with a side of Fabian.

Naturally I'll need an additional 12 calendars of Kovas to hand out to all the ladies at book club.

Shannon (IronTexasMommy) said...

I had to force myself to continue to scroll past Mark Foster. But oh my... that Kovas! Muy Caliente! It better be a pic of him and the infamous banana hammock warmer. :)

Emz said...

I just want 12 of Kovas.

And seriously that Potts photo. TMPO.

too
much
poking
out.

Jill said...

Does this calendar come as a BlackBerry app? Much easier to access on a minutely basis.

I think a Chris K and Kovas side-by-side 12-month calendar would rock!

Amanda@runninghood said...

I vote for a threesome...you know, You, Kovas and Chris K on every page. Hands down.

One Crazy Penguin said...

I'd like a 12 months of Kovas please :p

Can I get overnight shipping? I just can't wait!

Allison said...

my gut says an extra pull out of Lance-y-poo :)

But my heart and my blog say Kovas :)

Karen said...

oh my.... How can I deny Kovas his shot at fame and fortune ? ;)

Jennifer said...

Hey Patrick,
First, thanks so much for thinking of us gals :-) What a fun idea! But... no inclusion of super-hot (in more ways than one) Raelert brothers?? I think they deserve the extra slot. A shot of them together, which makes it a bonus/bonus page.

Jennifer said...

PS: We girls like to see a little skin as much as the guys... the head shots and baggy clothes have to go! :-) I know you can find a better muscle-highlighting shot of Lance et al.! Better yet, recruit some gals to search & provide some female-approved shots so you don't stress out /nohomo Jeff any further. Ha.

ShebaJC said...

Foster looks like he's posing for Playgirl! I'll go with Dean, thankyouverymuch...

Julie @ Hotlegs Runner said...

It was a toss up between Mark Foster and Kovas. But Kovas wins! Can I have all 12 moonths of Kovas, please? Hahaha!

Jayme said...

Mark Foster. the end.

Caroline said...

how can we not vote for Kovas!
it is a no brainer

Chris K said...

It's obvious. Chicks dig Kovas. Hey, we'll take the write-in votes, eh Patrick?

Patrick Mahoney said...

Yeah we'll take the write-in's but it's pretty clear by now: Kovas by a Landslide.

I'm actually bummed no one wrote me in.

Tough Chik said...

Where is Tyler Farrar? WAYYYYY hotter than Schleck.

Chris K said...

Look again Patrick.

Kovas said...

My vote for myself was a thinly disguised (I thought) vote for Patrick. Must be less circumspect in the future.

Her Name Is Rio said...

Those descriptions/captions made me laugh and now I've got Gatorade all over my screen!

Tortuga_Runner said...

M not into kinky, but Amanda is onto something with the threesome:)

Glenn Jones said...

If it's not 12 mos of Kovas, I'm not buying it......

lindsay said...

kovas. at least he has two testicles. as far as we know, anyway.

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