HARLEY DAVIDSON "BLACKLINE" MOTORCYCLE
Cost: $15,499
CERVELO P4 TRIATHLON BIKE
Cost: $7199
HOOKERS & BLOW
Cost: $1,200 (recurring)**
** Does not include the cost of the divorce after your flabby middle aged ass is caught because you used the wrong credit card.
21 comments:
Hahahhahhaha! Awesome!
I think you skewed this towards the triathlon bike option.
Being able to afford all 3: Priceless.
Hmmmm....I think you better go with option 2.
Number 1 for me. Not even a choice!
A P4? See you more as a Shiv man!
Hookers now take credit cards? wow
Tough choices there!
Cervelo it is! Way to rationalize. ;)
Can you use the Harley in a WTU event? There are tri bikes that cost less.....just sayin'
I sold my Harley (3rd one), earlier this year, after 20 years.But I'll get another one.
I sold my tri bike, and opted for an expensive road bike. I likely won't get another one.
Although if I did, I think it would be a Felt or Cannondale.
I gave up blow in the 80's as well as hooking. I always did more than I sold (of both).
Decisions, decisions!
That's a tough one...
hahaha
you nailed it on #3
recurring**
recurring**
Love Kovas's comment!
Funny-
But I never knew tri was a mid life crisis kind of thing.
After 30 years of it I guess it's just become my lifestyle. No MLC needed!
Kovas must A) be having a serious mid-life crisis and B) swindling money from his government job;)
I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but I'd go with #1 or #2...that #3 might just leave you feelin' like crap and with the clap
There's an inverse relationship with Harley value and coolness. The more tricked-out bike seems to usually have a rider that is trying too hard to look cool. But when you see a great, basic Harley, you find a person that just loves riding.
(entering the danger here) I sometimes wonder if it's not the same for bicycles. Is there something amiss if we can't be happy on a basic LBS-quality bike under $1,000?
I wonder what Mary thinks of this post. I'd still go for #3 myself.
What did you decide?
Which will give you the most bang for your buck? :)
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