Kovas and I have kissed a lot of ass. First it was each others. And then, confident in our ass kissing skills, we branched out to kiss many a fine ass including Chris K, EMZ and many others.
I'd like to think we've gotten pretty good at it. But for whatever reason, over the last few months we haven't done a lot of it. That's about to change.
One problem, though. We have no idea who's ass we should kiss. Though anyone who has had their ass kissed by us can rest assured that the love is still in the air, we'd like to kiss some new asses. So if you'd like yours kissed, then let us know by leaving a comment here. And telling us why you want your ass kissed certainly won't hurt your chances.
Our decision on who's ass to kiss will be purely subjective. The only parameter guiding our choice will be that there are no parameters. We are going to pick whoever we feel like picking at the moment we decide to pick. We might even pick a few people, who knows?
If we pick you, we'll kiss your ass for a week. You are likely asking what exactly this means. We have no idea. That said, we are confident that you'll know your ass is being kissed when we are doing it.
By the way, if we don't pick you, please don't be disappointed - I'm sure each and every one of your backsides deserves a big ol' smooch. But we can only kiss so much ass.