Monday, February 7, 2011

Ladies Night At The Road

Jennifer from The Running Artist sure knows how to get on my good side.  Consider this comment from yesterday's post about the Surf City Half Marathon, for example:
Jennifer said...

Wow, you did great! But yikes, Bret Michaels has some smokin' hot legs! He he.
Andreas Raelert
The way I read her comment, "he he" is essentially the same as "wink wink".  As in she immediately recognized that though both Bret and I have a preference for bandannas, given the context of the photo she understood that it was actually of me.  Plus, Bret isn't bald, which is another huge give away.  On a side note, I'm actually thinking of switching to the Andreas Raelert look, but for now it's bandannas.

But back to my point.  Following this logic, I thought it safe to assume that the legs she is referring to are also mine.  And if you don't mind me saying, I have to agree with her.  OK, OK - I'll step off my high horse for a second.  Perhaps I should say that I think they are my best feature, at least to the extent that endurance sports are concerned.

So wanting to give Jenn (or anyone who thought the same but for whatever reason didn't come out and say it) more of the good stuff, here's another shot of the bad boys, this time compression sleeve free.


This picture was taken just before my recovery run today.  Sure, there's a day of stubble on them, but you gotta admit they are looking sweet.

But endurance sports are all about learning something new as often as you can.  So if you ladies have any insight or tips on how to make them look sweeter let me know.

The truth is, I'm still a little bummed that neither Chris K or I got more write-in votes for the Hot & Hunky Endurance Calendar, so I am ramping up to be a serious contender in 2013.  I wanna be in that sucker.

Not at all into this post?  You can exit to Midwest Multi-Sport Life here.

Note: Sarcastic Font assumed throughout, except for the last paragraph about Midwest Multi-Sport Life.  Oh yeah, and the paragraph about the calendar too.


19 comments:

Julie @ Hotlegs Runner said...

Hmmm Hot Legs, ey? I'll be the judge of that! You mind posting another photo that's just like my blog header so I can see it clearly? Hahaha! :p

Chris K said...

I know, my Therapist says I should get over the lack of write-in votes within a month or two. I'm young, I'll bounce back.

When I met you on Saturday my first thought was, "Damn, that dude has some nice legs".

Black Knight said...

Late congrats for the fast HM.

Kovas said...

That photo is a bit weird, it actually appears to be 2 people standing side by side.

How to make those sweet legs sweeter? Maybe a little fishnet? Rainbow unicorn socks?

I totally voted for you, but apparently one man, one vote.

BTW, when is Chris going to announce his post BQ or Die theme? I'm on the edge of my seat since Sunday.

Kate said...

Ooh, I love legs. I rode the Katy trail with a friend of mine, and while he's just a friend, I got very distracted watching his calves when he was doing the pulling.........

...what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah...legs...(dreamy sigh)

Jennifer said...

I am thinking I neeeed to go and find my white bandanna right now. (BTW I am sure no one can have hair like that. I bet Brent wears a wig, it's just too perfect. I bet too, that the hair is actually attached to the bandanna, in sort of special fashion. He would be more handsome without all that)

Seeing as you have been working so hard on those legs I thought appreciation was due.

Emz said...

ZZ Top - legs.

Johann said...

is this the intro to some "Hot Legs" contest? Wonder who would win that in blogland. A girl or guy?

Diana Tries-A-Tri! said...

Heels. Your calves will look incredible. Well, more than they already do!

Congrats on a great race!

Jim ... 50after40 said...

Do chicks dig stubble? I'll try it!

Megan said...

There's nothing nicer than nice calves on dudes. Whenever I go on bike club rides, one of me and my girlfriend's favorite parts are looking at nice guy calves workin it on their bike... hahaha

Christi said...

Calves are a hot feature on guys!

TRI714 said...

SWEET KICKS !! I'm usually down with just chicks legs, but seeing your my buddy I'll give you props !

JenniferLeah said...

Bret actually IS bald...sorry. It's true :(

Jeff - DangleTheCarrot said...

Your welcome for me making fun of you for not shaving those bad boys last year. I, for one, could see the potential hidden behind all those layers of unsightly hair! Now you are able to release the sexiness to the rest of the world!

Aimee said...

This post cracked me up! I have to agree though, you have nice legs!

Patrick Mahoney said...

@hot legs runner - are you challenging me to a hot legs duel? You'd win. Women would vote for you out of solidarity and men would vote for you out of fear and/or good taste.

@jeffdtc - you know dude, I was gonna mention that you where the one who started it all, but I thought going there would be a little out of the scope of things. But yes, you where the inspiration.

Her Name Is Rio said...

Did I just sense a hot legs challenge coming on?!!!

Julie @ Hotlegs Runner said...

Hahahaha! Nah, you can be my male counterpart. =D

By the way, first ride on the new bike today. My butt hurts. 0_0 But had so much fun. What's a good brand for cycling shoes? Any suggestions? =)

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